That's me... I'm Jordan, 17. I'll post anything that catches my fancy. I like loads of stuff.
I'll listen to nearly anything music-wise.
I'll read anything.
Whatever.
I really like learning about new stuff so if you think that I'll like something, just talk to me about it.
I really like hockey and my dogs.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now
He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch
Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people
(Source: bijonse)
swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone
I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS FUCKING SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
(Source: renloras)
Five facts about reading:
Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
(Source: rumputsantoso)
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
this is my all time fav post ever its the reason return to tumblr everyday
Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????
(Source: causings)
(Source: pleatedjeans)
2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget. ok
are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops
I HAD TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT EARLIER AND I WATCHED SOMEONE PULL OFF THEIR WHOLE TOENAIL
an unfor-toe-nate scene indeed…
(Source: chickensandwich)
“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks
“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”
(Source: there-th3re)
